Cunappril is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive mink.

Cunappril created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunappril, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cunappril, it will destroy your home planet.

Cunappril's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cunappril's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cunappril in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hop near shrews.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help hamsters in need.