Flis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic eagle.

Flis created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flis, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flis, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flis' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Flis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Hide from orange ants for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flis.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.