Quimcenapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak squid.

Quimcenapp created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimcenapp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quimcenapp, she will cry a lot.

Quimcenapp's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quimcenapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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