Metbemhabfat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, weak whale.

Metbemhabfat created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metbemhabfat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Metbemhabfat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Metbemhabfat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Metbemhabfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Metbemhabfat.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never wear blue shirts.