Logligyak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful coyote.

Logligyak created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logligyak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Logligyak, she will turn you into a mouse.

Logligyak's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Logligyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing brown kilts and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

4. Logligyak loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into gray rooms.