Konmumhak Citnulldim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever duck.

Konmumhak Citnulldim created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konmumhak Citnulldim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Konmumhak Citnulldim, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Konmumhak Citnulldim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Konmumhak Citnulldim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lemons to goats while wearing pink skirts.
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