Konlistrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, charitable swan.

Konlistrutt created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Konlistrutt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Konlistrutt, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Konlistrutt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Konlistrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.