Larnlarpwig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, boastful wren.

Larnlarpwig created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larnlarpwig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larnlarpwig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Larnlarpwig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Larnlarpwig's Holy Commandments

1. Larnlarpwig loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.