Zencetvid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental hummingbird.

Zencetvid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zencetvid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zencetvid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Zencetvid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zencetvid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zencetvid.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from turquoise goats, for they are unholy.

4. Never chant near eagles.

5. Do not stand on grass.