Nelladpiglidhasbossyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering crocodile.

Nelladpiglidhasbossyarp created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelladpiglidhasbossyarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nelladpiglidhasbossyarp, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nelladpiglidhasbossyarp's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nelladpiglidhasbossyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Nelladpiglidhasbossyarp seven times a day.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Nelladpiglidhasbossyarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.