Queegsidont is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless bear.

Queegsidont created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegsidont, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Queegsidont, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Queegsidont's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Queegsidont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never wear pink stockings.