Vog Flappidmil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind gnu.

Vog Flappidmil created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vog Flappidmil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vog Flappidmil, it will turn you into a frog.

Vog Flappidmil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vog Flappidmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.