Wodjap is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying
owl.
Wodjap created gold four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wodjap, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Wodjap, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Wodjap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Wodjap's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wodjap.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Wodjap in the centre of the settlement.
5. Put Wodjap first in all things.