Xucyimlab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless bat.

Xucyimlab created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Xucyimlab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xucyimlab, he will turn you into a rat.

Xucyimlab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Xucyimlab's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not keep seven ants in a large pit.

4. Put Xucyimlab first in all things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.