Febkanceb is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring gnu.

Febkanceb created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febkanceb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Febkanceb, she will remove you from existence.

Febkanceb's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Febkanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.