Rutlunrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving wasp.

Rutlunrutt created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rutlunrutt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rutlunrutt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rutlunrutt's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rutlunrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never paint your face indigo.

3. Hide from pink badgers for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about bacteria.