Batmabbat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciless raven.

Batmabbat created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Batmabbat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Batmabbat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Batmabbat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Batmabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Batmabbat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must pray to Batmabbat seven times a day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.