Flisganhab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthinking bird.

Flisganhab created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flisganhab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flisganhab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flisganhab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flisganhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing black hats and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.

2. Worship no other gods but Flisganhab.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.