Sterdithon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless otter.

Sterdithon created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdithon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sterdithon, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sterdithon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sterdithon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Put Sterdithon first in all things.

3. You must pray to Sterdithon six times a day.

4. Sterdithon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always obey Sterdithon's priests.