Bosscibcab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking raccoon.

Bosscibcab created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosscibcab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bosscibcab, it will come to you in dreams.

Bosscibcab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bosscibcab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bosscibcab four times a day.

2. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Always obey Bosscibcab's priests.

5. Respect your elders.