Binfligsug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, narcissistic swallow.

Binfligsug created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfligsug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Binfligsug, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Binfligsug's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Binfligsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Binfligsug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Put Binfligsug first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat cucumbers.