Wablegpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, conceited badger.

Wablegpid created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wablegpid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wablegpid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wablegpid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wablegpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed lots of apples to goats while wearing indigo boots.

3. Do not take Wablegpid's name in vain.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Always stare at clouds.