Bossnurgub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, vain monkey.

Bossnurgub created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossnurgub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bossnurgub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bossnurgub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bossnurgub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bossnurgub.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.