Ruthigman is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless finch.

Ruthigman created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruthigman, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruthigman, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ruthigman's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ruthigman's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look in ponds.