Tagingbod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic hyena.

Tagingbod created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagingbod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tagingbod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tagingbod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tagingbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tagingbod must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.