Bugvigcip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful cat.

Bugvigcip created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugvigcip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bugvigcip, she will remove you from existence.

Bugvigcip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bugvigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Bugvigcip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about optics near nematodes while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide if six turtles approach from the west.

5. Do not shave your back.