Wabzig Arfarnbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy dragon.

Wabzig Arfarnbaf created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabzig Arfarnbaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabzig Arfarnbaf, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wabzig Arfarnbaf's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wabzig Arfarnbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed nuts to turtles while wearing mauve boots.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing white rings and balancing four gold spheres on your hands.