Bosslatflab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing hamster.

Bosslatflab created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosslatflab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bosslatflab, it will turn you into a rock.

Bosslatflab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bosslatflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not take Bosslatflab's name in vain.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Bosslatflab on top of important buildings.