Armartpan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind crocodile.

Armartpan created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armartpan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Armartpan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Armartpan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Armartpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Armartpan loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Armartpan's name in vain.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.