Bissvadmon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent unicorn.

Bissvadmon created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissvadmon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bissvadmon, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bissvadmon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bissvadmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three nickel sculptures of Bissvadmon on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect your elders.