Yartettirullfub is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, calm mole.

Yartettirullfub created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartettirullfub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yartettirullfub, it will destroy your home planet.

Yartettirullfub's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yartettirullfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your legs.