Cipzednill is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever camel.

Cipzednill created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipzednill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cipzednill, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cipzednill's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cipzednill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help ants.

3. Always obey Cipzednill's priests.

4. Run away from orange dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.