Mippangsin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, cheerful jackal.

Mippangsin created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mippangsin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mippangsin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mippangsin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mippangsin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Mippangsin loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.