Govhubomin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome lizard.

Govhubomin created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govhubomin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Govhubomin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Govhubomin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Govhubomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.