Appstighon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm gorilla.

Appstighon created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Appstighon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Appstighon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Appstighon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Appstighon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not laugh in public.