Dunnelltetti is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring capybara.

Dunnelltetti created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dunnelltetti, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dunnelltetti, it will think nothing of it.

Dunnelltetti's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dunnelltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to doves while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Always obey Dunnelltetti's priests.