Basthimcab Artboncud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent armadillo.

Basthimcab Artboncud created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basthimcab Artboncud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Basthimcab Artboncud, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Basthimcab Artboncud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Basthimcab Artboncud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Learn three new languages a year.