Watnullog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient mink.

Watnullog created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Watnullog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watnullog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Watnullog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Watnullog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to monkeys while wearing ear rings.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watnullog.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never go into gray rooms.