Zedjadlabbimgubgettail Yarltipxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful hare.

Zedjadlabbimgubgettail Yarltipxuck created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedjadlabbimgubgettail Yarltipxuck, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zedjadlabbimgubgettail Yarltipxuck, she will throw large rocks at you.

Zedjadlabbimgubgettail Yarltipxuck's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zedjadlabbimgubgettail Yarltipxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.