Nabtifduss Yakfunrenyarlwapwad Hinwegwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, able spider.

Nabtifduss Yakfunrenyarlwapwad Hinwegwod created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtifduss Yakfunrenyarlwapwad Hinwegwod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nabtifduss Yakfunrenyarlwapwad Hinwegwod, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nabtifduss Yakfunrenyarlwapwad Hinwegwod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nabtifduss Yakfunrenyarlwapwad Hinwegwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to eagles while wearing shoes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Never eat corn.