Kimbatsog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able goat.

Kimbatsog created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimbatsog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kimbatsog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kimbatsog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kimbatsog's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimbatsog.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to mice while wearing red ear rings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.