Sakbogrull is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking shark.

Sakbogrull created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbogrull, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakbogrull, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sakbogrull's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sakbogrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never laugh near great tits.