Midlunhom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate faun.

Midlunhom created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midlunhom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midlunhom, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Midlunhom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Midlunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Midlunhom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.