Shavrilmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective fox.

Shavrilmeg created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrilmeg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavrilmeg, she will turn you into a tree.

Shavrilmeg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Shavrilmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing yellow coats and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.

5. Never talk about enzymes.