Zagsinquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless manatee.

Zagsinquam created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagsinquam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zagsinquam, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Zagsinquam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zagsinquam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.