Flisgovbissakmutdadhog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil dog.

Flisgovbissakmutdadhog created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Flisgovbissakmutdadhog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flisgovbissakmutdadhog, she will laugh at you.

Flisgovbissakmutdadhog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Flisgovbissakmutdadhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to pigs while wearing pink dresses.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.