Mablunbetdab Jankipveg is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional
swan.
Mablunbetdab Jankipveg created a down quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Mablunbetdab Jankipveg, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mablunbetdab Jankipveg, he will torture you forever.
Mablunbetdab Jankipveg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Mablunbetdab Jankipveg's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never chant in holy places.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.
5. Mablunbetdab Jankipveg must be the most important thing in your life.