Stansandob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic fox.

Stansandob created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stansandob, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stansandob, he will turn you into a dog.

Stansandob's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stansandob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never sprint in holy places.