Gedgigrap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm dog.

Gedgigrap created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gedgigrap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gedgigrap, it will strike you with lightening.

Gedgigrap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gedgigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Worship no other gods but Gedgigrap.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing violet jumpers and balancing six carbon spheres on your head.