Vildobrip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent hare.

Vildobrip created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vildobrip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vildobrip, it will not care at all.

Vildobrip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vildobrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never bounce in the presence of geese.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.