Habrigfom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive monkey.

Habrigfom created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Habrigfom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Habrigfom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Habrigfom's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Habrigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Worship no other gods but Habrigfom.

3. Run away if three doves approach from the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.