Gofnigtunren Loggofbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able lizard.

Gofnigtunren Loggofbog created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofnigtunren Loggofbog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gofnigtunren Loggofbog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gofnigtunren Loggofbog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gofnigtunren Loggofbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.