Vogbeppit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak pig.

Vogbeppit created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Vogbeppit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogbeppit, she will be very unhappy.

Vogbeppit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vogbeppit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vogbeppit first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. You must pray to Vogbeppit nine times a day.

5. Always stare at clouds.