Diblegmifing is a god.

It takes the form of a large, happy dragonfly.

Diblegmifing created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Diblegmifing, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Diblegmifing, it will turn you into a mole.

Diblegmifing's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Diblegmifing's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the west.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Hide from blue snakes for they are unholy.